Agace

Connaissez-vous le site Overheard in New York? En fait, il y a plein de overheard. Il y a aussi entendu à Montréal. Ce sont des sites qui recensent des trucs drôles que les gens ont entendus dans la rue, dans les commerces, les transports en commun, etc. Bref, je tenais à partager celle-ci:

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Hot straight guy #1: Geez, what size shoes do you wear, dude?
Hot straight guy #2: They're size fourteen.
Hot straight guy #1: And how tall are you?
Hot straight guy #2: Oh, I'm 6'1".
Hot straight guy #1: Damn, dude -- you must have a huge cock!
Queer: Dude...
Hot straight guy #2: Man, I thought you were gonna say what I always hear -- 'Dude, big feet -- you know what that means? Big shoes!' I hear that all the time.
Hot straight guy #1: I know, right?
Hot straight guy #2: I like to say, 'Yeah, it means a big cock, right?' but that always leads to an awkward silence. I applaud you for coming right out with that.
Queer: Um...
Hot straight guy #1: Yeah, I left my shoes at my girlfriend's the other day, and her mom made a comment on them -- 'Big shoes...' I mean, her mom!
Hot straight guy #2: That's crazy.
Queer: Guys, look -- unless you're gonna whip 'em out, can we stop talking about your gigantic cocks, please?

--1166 6th Ave

Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster

C'est tout :)